Archive for the 'just plain sad' Category

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

my illustrious cellular provider


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From the Web Site:

“You can take advantage of our no-commitment pricing option, with the exception of iPhone which requires a 2-year commitment.”

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Jack In the Box at two in the morning …


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… is never, ever a good idea.

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Dumb Smiles


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Incompetence attributing to my shortened life-span:

99.985 % Other people’s

.015 % My own

Monday, July 16th, 2007

To Underworld


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Dear Underworld,

Thanks for making me smile when I’m at my crap-ass, dead-end job.

Love,

Jonathan