Archive for the 'humor' Category

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

my illustrious cellular provider


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From the Web Site:

“You can take advantage of our no-commitment pricing option, with the exception of iPhone which requires a 2-year commitment.”

Friday, June 20th, 2008

My new eating out technique is unstoppable


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Items consumed this week:

- Chorizo and Egg Taco
- Hot Wings (8 count)
- McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets (6 piece)
- McDonald’s Cheeseburger
- Jack in the Box Sirloin Cheeseburger Meal
- Chopped BBQ Sandwich
- Chopped BBQ Sandwich
- Fried Chicken w/ Fried Okra
- Freddy’s Double Steakburger Meal 

Somebody help me.

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Attention all thirtysomethings:


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Billy Corgan turned 41 today.

Feeling old yet?

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

Prepare to die


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of laughter.

Really — you will cry.

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Jack In the Box at two in the morning …


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… is never, ever a good idea.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Scoring music: a plus *


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From Craigslist (obviously):

WEBMASTER - GRAPHICS POSITION

Reply to: ***@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-21, 2:25AM CST

PLEASE ONLY RESPOND IF YOU HAVE A PORTFOLIO AVAILABLE. PLEASE INCLUDE LINK.

We need an all around web developer/Graphic designer

Must have experience:

1. HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, XML, MySQL, AJAX, DHTML, XHTML, Server side includes, Ruby, Rails, ASP.NET
2. Photoshop, Dreamweaver, Flash, CS3
3. Expertise in W3 compliant, cross-browser
4. SEO
5. CMS, E-Commerce
6. Audio & Video editing skills
7. Templates, banners, print media, collateral, logos, etc.

Experience in additional areas a plus.

Location: SAN ANTONIO
Compensation: $10 hourly
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

* J. Zeldman: FOWD ‘07

Friday, September 14th, 2007

I can’t wait to have children


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LOT OF POKEMON CARDS THAT MY KIDS TRIED TO SNEAK BY ME

Via: Davezilla

NOTE: Time sensitive material.

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Nice one, adult swim


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[adult swim] pulled a fast one on us.

Last Sunday, the [adult swim] bumps promised an advanced viewing of “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Colon Film for Theaters” on the following Sunday.

Guess what? The following Sunday happened to fall on April 1st: April Fools Day.

They aired it alright — in the bottom corner of the screen during the usual line-up — at the eye-popping resolution of 90×30.

Thanks, homies.

Some past April Fools’ gags from those jokers (from Wikipedia):

There was no prank in 2005 because it fell on a Friday, but in 2004, mustaches were drawn on characters during the shows. In 2006, the channel significantly changed its programming. InuYasha was replaced by the 1980s cartoon Karate Kommandos starring Chuck Norris, while Neon Genesis Evangelion was replaced by Boo Boo Runs Wild and Cowboy Bebop was replaced by Mister T. Full Metal Alchemist and Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. 2nd GIG had their episodes edited so characters farted throughout the show, although they showed an unedited version of the Ghost in the Shell episode later in the night